The rules of EMS
I got this from an EMS website, it holds true for the most part.
RULES OF EMS
1. Truly sick people don't complain.
2. Air goes in and out, blood goes 'round and 'round, any variation from this is BAD.
3. The more equipment an EMT has on his belt, the newer he/she is.
4. If you drop the baby, pick it up.
5. When dealing with patients, supervisors, or the general public, if it felt good saying it, then it was the wrong thing to say.
6. All bleeding stops...eventually.
7. You can't cure stupid.
8. God protects fools and drunks.
9. If you get to a car accident scene after midnight and you can't find the drunk, keep looking, someone is missing.
10. There is no such thing as a "textbook" case.
RULES OF EMS
1. Truly sick people don't complain.
2. Air goes in and out, blood goes 'round and 'round, any variation from this is BAD.
3. The more equipment an EMT has on his belt, the newer he/she is.
4. If you drop the baby, pick it up.
5. When dealing with patients, supervisors, or the general public, if it felt good saying it, then it was the wrong thing to say.
6. All bleeding stops...eventually.
7. You can't cure stupid.
8. God protects fools and drunks.
9. If you get to a car accident scene after midnight and you can't find the drunk, keep looking, someone is missing.
10. There is no such thing as a "textbook" case.
posted by Medic 4 at 8:56 PM
2 Comments:
*drop the baby, pick it up* That's not a good sign! lmao! You are such a turd! :p
3. The more equipment an EMT has on his belt, the newer he/she is.
um...you can only imagine what im thinking. hehehe
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