More funny stuff

Some of you may or may not know, most EMS folks speak in acronyms. There are several.
I have decided to share some with you. Here they are....

AFU-all fucked up

AHF- acute hissy fit

AQR-ain't quite right

ART- assuming room temperature (dead)

BM&W-bitch, moan & whine

BOHICA-bend over here it comes again

CATS-cut all to shit

CC-cancel christmas

CCFCCP-coo coo for cocoa puffs

CTD-circling the drain

DFO-done fell out

DILLIGAF-do I look like I give a fuck

DND-damn near dead

DOB-dead on bed

DRT-dead right there

DPS-dumb parent syndrome

NMS-new mommy syndrome

DWPA-dying with paramedic assistance

EMT-every menial task

EMS-earn money sleeping

FDSTW-found dead stayed that way

FDBG-fall down go boom

FTD-fixin to die

FUBAR-fucked up beyond all recognition

GOMER-get out of my ER

GRAHOB-grim reaper at head of bed

HIBGIA-had it before got it again

KISS-keep it simple stupid

LOLNAD-little old lady no acute distress

LOLFDGB-little old lady fal down go boom

LDF-lying down fit

MARWB-met at road with bag

MUH-messed up heart

NLPR-no longer playing records

PUHA-pick up haul ass

PBAB-pine box at bedside

PBS-pretty bad shape

PCL-pre-code looking

PEFYC-pre-extricated for your convenience (normally throught the windshield by ejection)

PCO- passed clean out

PPA-practicing professional alcoholic

TBC-total body crunch

TMB- too many birthdays

SIO-sleeping it off

TSTL-too stupid to live

WADAO-weak and dizzy all over

WUD-woke up dead